Buondì.
I’ll keep this brief, as I’ve wasted time answering ‘customer service’ emails, which is always the first job of a morning.
That’s because things come in all through the night while I’m asleep, but the USA is still up, and Australia and New Zealand have already started tomorrow.
So below is the link to Episode 26 in our free thirty-part Summer Series. Italy joins WWII and Mussolini gives his most famous speech. There’s an extract, plus a link to a stirring video, for those who care to watch it and try to make out the words. Enjoy!
Episodio 26. “La parola d’ordine è una sola: vincere! E vinceremo” (1940)
N.b. The previous twenty-five episodes in this series can be found on our History page, along with the ninety Summer Series articles from previous years. Scroll right down to the end to find the latest ones.
E poi, I have three contenders for ‘Customer of the Month’ to share with you. It’s the sort of thing that occupies way too much of my time, and occasionally tests my patience…
(The questions/complaints have been paraphrased, so as not to use the individuals’ own words, which are their copyright. My responses are verbatim.)
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Dear Daniel,
Would you help me with an answer in your reported speech exercise, which might be wrong? The rules I studied say the answer must be ‘Giulio ci chiede se avremmo viaggiato con il trono’, so the future becomes the conditional past. Is that correct?
Dear Customer 1,
Please send the URL of the exercise and I will ask someone to check for you.
Grazie!
Dear Daniel,
This is the exercise:
https://onlineitalianclub.com/free_italian_exercises/discorso_indiretto_liv.html
Dear Customer 1,
The teacher says the exercise is correct, the reporting verb is present, so nothing changes. As if one person hears the question and turns to another to repeat it. No shift into the past necessary. The same thing happens in English.
Dear Daniel,
My question was about ‘viaggiare’, and if your teacher thinks ‘viagerette’ is present tense, you need a new teacher!
Dear Daniel,
I’m gonna stop using your website from now on
Dear Customer 1,
Our teacher has 20 years experience, you got a free consult, just by asking. By all means, stop wasting my time.
Goodbye.
Dear Daniel,
Regarding my ebook purchase two months ago, I was unaware of the download time limit, so when I got out my iPad to access the ebooks today, the links didn’t work. I paid for these ebooks, so what’s with the limited time to download them??
Grazie
Dear Customer 2,
The time limit, which is clearly stated on every product page, and in ALL our marketing messages is in place precisely so people don’t leave it two months (sometimes years in the past) before doing their downloads. Our responsibility is to make sure people actually get what they paid for, but we can’t come around to your home, pick up your iPad, and do the download for you. Hence the limit. It requires the customer to take action. If you provide the order numbers, I can reactivate the links for an additional seven days.
Dear Daniel,
I’ve got the ebooks now, but your email was incredibly rude! I wasn’t asking you to come to my house and do the download, just provide what I purchased. I certainly won’t be making further purchases from your site. Politeness isn’t hard to do.
A former customer
Dear Former Customer,
It takes a lot of time to do this type of customer service, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. 95% of people have no problems with reading information about electronic products and doing downloads. The ones that do get personal help, by return of email, which is a part-time job that I do for FREE.
Check your own tone of voice, and direct criticism of our system in the initial help request. How was that polite? In response I explained to you why the system is as it is, which takes time and was supposed ot be helpful. The fault was entirely your own, and reasonable people respond to being helped with a ‘thank you, I appreciate now that I was at fault’, or similar.
Most places will just send you a help page link when you need support, or ignore you, instead of sending personal replies. Go somewhere like that, next time.
Dear Daniel,
I’m sorry but I still can’t do the downloads.
(long, detailed explanation)
Apologies!
Dear Customer 3,
Sounds like a simple case of you not understanding about compressed folders, the contents of which need to be extracted first. Just clicking on the downloaded item won’t work. I wrote to you:
“Both of your purchaes are big, compressed folders. When you have downloaded them, you’ll need to extract the contents and save them SOMEWHERE SAFE.”
How to extract them is covered in our FAQ. On a real, non-Apple computer, find the download folder (the file name will end with zip), right click on it, and select ‘Extract all’ from the menu.
Italian Workout A2 is attached to this email, so you can download the zipped folder without fussing with download links. It also won’t expire, so you can do it as often as you like.
When you have the .zip downloaded, follow the instructions above. Then save the contents someplace safe.
Got that?
The 18-pack zipped folder is heavy, so I’m sending it as an attachment to YOUR GMAIL as you suggested.
Click the download, locate it in the downloads folder, right click on it, ‘extract all’, save the contents somewhere safe.
Hope that helps!
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So, who do you reckon, for ‘Customer of the Month’? And does anyone want my job??
A venerdì.
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Aveva spalancato la porta, spingendola con il piede, aveva appoggiato il cesto sulla tavola di legno e sua sorella era arrivata a pulire le verdure con un coltello. Sua madre, che stava in cucina, le aveva detto a voce bassa: “Tuo padre non si sente bene, deve restare a letto a riposare. Non disturbarlo.”
Giulia aveva annuito e si era messa a pulire silenziosamente la cucina. Ognitanto si sentivano dei gemiti dalla stanza dove stava il malato, ma Giulia non si avvicinava. Suo padre era un uomo violento, un mascalzone che beveva e picchiava la moglie e le figlie.
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felice says
I can’t believe it! It’s only the 6th of the month, and you already have three fine contenders for “customer of the month” award (detto ridendo)!
Looks like I’ll really have to “push the boat out” if I want to be in the nominations for next month 😉
Daniel says
The third one was the deliberate odd one out, Felice, being polite and apologetic. But you have no chance against the other two, as you’re always polite, cooperative, AND technically competent. Ideally, we’d like to clone you. CAN WE??
A presto!
jan says
Goodness, Daniel, you need the patience of a saint!
Philippa Beasty says
If I were to be selecting the person to go forward to the semifinals of this illustrious award it would have to be number 2 .…but you may have to deliver it in person.
Marguerite says
I can remember, many years ago, buying my first ebook from you. I emailed you saying I was having trouble downloading the book. You wrote back with helpful, detailed instructions how to do it and you finished off the email by saying ” … if it still doesn’t work, ask a teenager!” Well this made me chuckle out loud and I enjoyed your wit. Your instructions did work and I have bought many more ebooks from you and enrolled with an Italian teacher for conversation, which is great. Your website was the first really helpful site I came across all those years ago. So, thank you Daniel !
Daniel says
Prego! I do TRY to be helpful.
Mayken says
Ciao Daniel!
I’ve been reading your newsletters for a couple of years now and I don’t know how you manage to remain so polite and patoent. I think I would have said all those things you’re holding back after maybe one week on the job. I take my hat off to you.
Daniel says
Grazie Mayken!
Now put your hat back on, or you might lose it.