‘Putting up the Christmas tree day’

Buondì.

Good morning from Italy, where we’re all having a lie-in today, as probably are the inhabitants of Andorra, Argentina, Austria, Chile, Colombia, Equatorial Guinea, Guam (USA), Italy, Liechtenstein, Macau (China), Malta, Monaco, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Portugal, San Marino, Seychelles, Spain, Switzerland, East Timor, Vatican City, and Venezuela.

Enjoy!

Commiserations to the rest of the world, who (according to Wikipedia) don’t take a day off each December 8th with the excuse that it’s the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. Have a nice commute!

What’s ‘immaculate conception’ all about, anyway? To me it sounds like an ad for a personal hygiene product got mixed up with one promoting a fertility clinic. Really spotless IVF!

On many occasions over the decades, I’ve invited my Italian students to enlighten me, and respectfully kept a straight face while they tried, but so far, no joy. I more-or-less get that it’s something very Catholic, very complicated, and – for those of us who aren’t believers – very improbable.

Still, a public holiday is a public holiday! So yesterday afternoon I vacuumed, with the idea of rendering our home slighly more immaculate than it usually isn’t. This because, for us, December 8th is ‘Putting up the Christmas tree day’. Hurrah! It’s the start of Christmas/New Year!

And putting up the Christmas tree means moving furniture closer together in our pokey living space, so revealing a mass of dust bunnies, spiders webs (with actual spiders running hither and thither), grit from the wheels of Bug’s stroller, and – it being autumn – leaves blown in through the front door. Hence the vacuuming.

The Christmas tree and decorations live in an above-head-level storage area in my ‘office’, which is itself located in the garage, in the only corner not otherwise occupied by bicycles, a freezer chest (switched off, to save Ukraine), my motorbike, and bags of Bug’s stuff waiting to be stored away.

This morning then, I’ll be climbing up there, and I mean that literally, starting by standing on my desk, then reaching up to grab onto a large spike, which was nailed into a wooden ceiling beam a hundred years back – when the garage was still a stable – by some practical fellow who wanted to hang something up out of reach of hungry animals, or shorter co-workers.

No really! My ‘office’ has iron rings set into the walls, for tying horses to! Isn’t that quaint? Indeed it is, but bloody cold in the winter, and way too hot in the summer. Spring, though short, is just the right temperature, but then I’m allergic, so sneezing too violently to appreciate it.

Once I’ve managed to haul my 85kg/187lbs up above head-level, I’ll rest for a moment, then seek out the festive decorations, so folded plastic tree, colored lights to decorate it with, and a heavy plastic box containing miscellaneous crap, all of which I will carefully pass down to excited family members. They, in turn, will pass up Bug’s stroller and miscellaneous bulky items of, and bags packed with, small-animal-rearing equipment.

E così. Stefi and Tom (voice of EasyItalianNews.com) will take it from there, while I figure out how to get back down again without hospitalizing myself, and if I manage that, open a cold beer to hydrate while I get the lunch on. Don’t you just love public holidays?

By the way, ‘Taking down the Christmas tree day’ is January 6th, which is Epiphany, another handy, Catholic day-off-work. I expect, by then, we’ll be happy to move the couch and armchairs back to their usual positions, cut down on the seasonally-elevated daily calorie intake, and get on with the business of 2024.

A lunedì.

P.S. Another reminder about our two seasonal, half-price ‘Ebooks of the Week’…

The half-price offer on our two seasonal ‘Ebooks of the Week’ runs for another week yet – until Sunday 17th December – so here’s yet another reminder to snap up your discounted reading/listening material while it’s CHEAP, just £4.99 per ebook.

N.b. Both titles have sold well on previous occasions, so it’s likely regular ebook buyers will already have them (please check before you buy…)

The first story is Natale a sorpresa, and the level is B2.

Matteo’s supposed to be writing a book – he has a deadline coming up – but he’s suffering terribly from writers’ block. All he can do is stare at a blank computer screen. He’s recently out of a relationship, which hasn’t helped…

Worse, it’s December and Christmas is coming! Normally Matteo spends the festive season with his family, but this year they’re visiting relatives in Australia. So it looks as if he’ll be celebrating alone.

Then he has an idea. He’ll call his best friend Filippo, who’ll surely be able to help! Perhaps they can spend Christmas at Filippo’s place in the mountains, or take a trip somewhere…

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A week after Natale comes Capodanno (New Year) so half-price ebook no. 2 is Giallo a Capodanno, level B2/C1 (slightly harder).

“Sbrigati Alida, o arriveremo in ritardo alla festa di Capodanno!” ripete nervosamente Martina alla sua compagna di stanza. Alida sta sdraiata sul letto con un libro di Agatha Christie fra le mani. Si toglie pigramente gli occhiali da lettura e guarda fuori dalla finestra: “Nevica ancora, che incubo!”

It’s New Year 1970 and Martina’s all dressed up for the party, determined to enjoy it! But her roommate, Alida is more cynical:

“Ascolta: siamo bloccati dalla neve in un collegio in cui viviamo tutto l’anno. Dei duecento alunni che frequentano la scuola, solo sette (sette, porca miseria!) hanno dei genitori che non li vogliono tra i piedi nemmeno durante le feste. E noi siamo tra questi sette. Quindi puoi anche vestirti come Marilyn Monroe… ma rimani una disgraziata!”

Alida would rather read detective thrillers than pretend to have fun with just six fellow students. But who knows? Perhaps something interesting will happen?

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