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Buondì.

(This part is boilerplate promotion stuff, which I send out before every offer. If you’ve read it before – perhaps several times – scroll down to ‘What I’m reading/watching this week’.)

Next week, from Monday April 6th to Sunday April 12th, NativeSpeakerTeachers.com, which offers one-to-one online Italian, French, Spanish and German lessons, will be having its 2026 Spring Sale.

I’ll be emailing multiple times to publicise their coupon code, which – if you apply it in your NativeSpeakerTeachers.com shopping cart – will save you 20% on your order total.

Practice with native speakers is an essential part of learning a language. So if you’re not already doing regular, one-to-one Italian/French/Spanish/German lessons (which can be conversation, grammar, whatever you want), why not take this opportunity to give it a try? And save a fifth on the regular price!

NativeSpeakerTeachers.com does promotions like this four times a year, in the spring, during the first week of July, in September, and at New Year. The discount is always 20%, which means anyone who plans when to purchase the lesson credits they need to continue taking regular online lessons throughout the year, will never pay the full price!

But what about those club members who are only here for the free stuff (which is fine), or who are no longer interested?

Two options:

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Really! You’ll be doing us a favour, as well as reducing the number of unwanted emails in the world. Having a large list costs us a monthly fee, which is money that’s wasted if we’re not a good match!

2.) Less drastically, just stop reading emails from the club until the sale ends, after which things will go back to normal, with just one regular email a week, on Wednesdays.

Alla prossima settimana!

What I’m reading/watching this week

Last week in this section of the Wednesday email, I mentioned that I was reading ‘Io, Claudio’ by Robert Graves. In Italian, as I got the ebook free from the Bologna public library service.

Careful: ‘libreria’ in italiano = ‘bookshop’ and ‘bookcase’/’bookshelf’ in English. The word for a place you can borrow books from, or just sit in peace and read them, is ‘biblioteca’. Library doesn’t equal ‘libreria’, nor does ‘libreria’ mean ‘library.

For foreign language newbies these two confusing words are known as ‘false friends’, cioè words which seem like they’ll mean the same as words in another language but, in fact, don’t. See, for instance, https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:False_friends_between_English_and_Italian

Anyway, the library app allows just fourteen days to complete a downloaded ebook, which may or may not be available to renew after that period expires. Best not to rely on it.

Fourteen days isn’t long to read a four-hundred page historical novel in a foreign language, even a language you’re familiar with. But I managed it, with just a few hours to spare!

The story ended at an intiguing point. So, of course, I had to go looking for the sequel, ‘Io divo Claudio’ (English title ‘Claudius the God’). Another four-hundred-plus pages, deadline to finish them April 12th!

But now that I’m familiar with Graves’ style (and the way the translator rendered it into Italian), I’m confident. Funny how this happens, both with reading and listening/watching – once you’re familiar with a certain set of characters, and how they express themselves, it gets a lot easier! For this reason, I recommend TV series for language learning, rather than, say, movies.

Talking of movies, what have we been watching? As usual, endless hours of Bug’s Youtube kiddie crap (though it does marvels for his languages – mostly Italian, but also lots of English), plus a Netflix movie, ‘Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man’, which we spread over three separate weekend evenings as we were too knackered (= ‘distrutti’ in italiano) to watch it all the way through in one sitting.

E così. Buona Pasqua (= Happy Easter), by the way. Friday isn’t a holiday in Italy so our Italian school will be open as usual. We’re off to Rimini (in-laws, aunties and uncles, cousins etc.) on Saturday, big family lunch on Sunday, and back to Bo on Monday, which is, thankfully, a public holiday.

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Buondì.

Just how good are you at conjugating Italian verbs?

That’s what’s known as ‘clickbait’, so a word or phrase which functions – like a wriggling worm on a fisher’s hook – to get you to ‘bite’ by clicking the link or, in this case, reading the article.

Feel tricked? Then click away now. Ciao ciao!

Curious what I have to say about conjugating Italian verbs and keen to add your two cents’ worth? Allora…

Stefi, Bug and I were watching the American legal drama series Suits last evening, in the dark, this being Stef’s preferred system for coaxing two and a half year old Bug from frentic play to angelic sleep.

In each episode, smartly-dressed lawyers, and their beautiful and absurdly high-heeled female personal assistants and paralegals, work to resolve a case.

The protagonist, Mike, has a secret. Watch the series, or click the Wikipedia page I linked to above – they’re having a donations appeal, by the way – to find out what it is.

But Mike also a superpower, which I’ll reveal in a moment.

Superpowers are a staple of comics, TV series, movies and so on, though arguably less common in older forms of entertainment, such as literature, opera and so on, in which the protagonists are more normal, with human-failings that contribute to their sticky ends.

Not so in Suits, where Mike and his colleagues seem to win every case. Mike’s boss is clever and ruthless, while Mike himself, as I mentioned, has his superpower. Together, they always triumph.

Besides being nice, appealing to beautiful women, and empathetic with clients (personally, I’m only occasionally nice, though often kind to young animals) Mike has an eidetic/photographic memory, which helps him recall details from hundreds or thousands of pages of legal documents in an instant, and so provide suggestions that help crack this episode’s case.

Funnily enough, the previous Netflix series we watched at bedtime, Young Sheldon, also featured someone with superpowers, in that instance a child ‘genius’ who could remember everything he’d ever seen or heard since birth, so providing the scriptwriters with plenty of opportunities for laughs.

The Wikipedia article(s) on this topic are worth a look (and why not give them money while you’re there?) but in short, and I quote,

“eidetic memory is reported to occur in a small number of children and is generally not found in adults, while true photographic memory has never been demonstrated to exist.”

You went to school, I assume. How many child geniuses do you remember?

And in your adult life, how many of your friends, neighbours, colleagues, and so on appear to have truly exceptional abilites?

There’s an impresssive woman I chat to in the park, the mom of one of Bug’s friends, possibly his best friend when they’re both having a good day, so playing not fighting.

She’s a ‘dada’ in a ‘scuola materna’ (pre-school). Don’t bother looking ‘dada’ up in a dictionary, or online, as I did, as I couldn’t find any definition to link to. Sorry.

But a ‘dada’ (‘dado’ if he’s a guy, like ‘dado Pietro’) is a colloquial term for an adult who works with very young children.

Picture a person with superhuman levels of patience, and a seemingly unfeigned interest in the doings of small children, and you’ll get the idea.

Anyway, I’ve always admired Bug’s friend’s mom’s exceptional enthusiasm and superhuman restraint, at least until the other day when she was smoking something home-made and appeared to be high. So, not a superpower then…

Which brings me back to Mike from Suits, Young Sheldon, and conjugating Italian verbs, of which the club’s Verb Index features hundreds (we had a clutch of interns with nothing more useful to do than manually create the HTML webpages…)

Appropriately, the first verb in the list is ‘Abbaiare‘ (to bark), which is regular, so theoretically ‘easy’.

I scanned the ‘indicativo’ conjugations, which I mostly recognised, though I wouldn’t have got ‘abbaiate’, ‘abbaiavate’ or ‘abbaiasti’ (Would you? Full marks!), then on down through the ‘congiuntivo’, ‘condizionale’ and ‘imperativo’, which I recognised in parts but no way could reconstruct if the page ever got deleted by accident…

And ‘to bark’ is a regular verb – just imagine how I’d get on with an irregular one!

I tested myself with the most obvious irregular verb I could think of, ‘fare‘ (if you don’t know what that is in English, you have some work to do…)

Expecting the worst, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that I recognised at least as many of the irregular ‘fare’ conjugations as I had for ‘to bark’, probably more. Pat on the back, Papà D!

But thinking about it, that’s precisely the point. What you need to know about Italian (or any language) are the most common patterns. Only.

Hold on a sec before letting the outrage set in.

Language, you’ll accept, is a ‘communication tool’. Right?

And the more (normal) people who ‘know’ how to use it, the more useful it is, and consequently the more it’s worth investing in? With me?

Language – as an idea – works because it’s accessible to most potential users and so useful. If you were the only occupant of Planet Earth, you’d have little need for it and may as well spend your time gardening or chasing butterflies.

Moving on, if a given language is mostly accessible to any member of the community in which it’s commonly used, and valuable to all only if it’s ‘easy’ enough for most people to pick up (while a child, or as an adult learner) in a few years, then…

Eidetic/photographic memory should not be required!

Nor years of boring memorisation, or Bug and his fisty friend wouldn’t bother.

Here’s another interesting quote from the Wikipedia article (give them cash):

Each year at the World Memory Championships, the world’s best memorizers compete for prizes. None of the world’s best competitive memorizers in these competitions has claimed to have a photographic memory.

Cioè, were you to enter the World Conjugating Italian Verbs Championships, you’d need train yourself in memory systems to have any chance of winning.

Does an average Italian have near-perfect recall of the indicativo, congiuntivo and imperativo moods of the many thousands of Italian verbs they’ll encounter in their lives?

Do they heck.

Normal people using languages typically employ a limited range of familiar items (words, expressions) while recognising (or like me, being able to guess at) a much wider range, given appropriate context.

I didn’t know, to use I mean, the word ‘eidetic’ before writing this article, but I didn’t have any problem figuring it out when I read on Wikipedia that handsome young lawyer Mike is supposed to have this ability. And I still can’t spell it. Each time I have to type ‘eidetic’ I double check with the Wikipedia article.

Similarly, I could guess at ‘abbaiaste’ if I saw it in a narrative text (you, plural, remote past) but I just had to check the number of ‘b’s, and typed ‘ia’ instead of ‘ai’ at the first attempt.

And without context I wouldn’t have known ‘abbaiaste’ from ‘abbaiate’ (you, plural, present).

Just how good are you at conjugating Italian verbs?

If the answer is either ‘really bad’ or ‘really good’ then I’d suggest you rethink your priorities.

Gold, Silver and Bronze medal winners of the ‘World Conjugating Italian Verbs Championships’ all have unhappy marriages, poor relations with their kids, and no friends (only joking, guys!)

But if you struggle with ‘Come stai?? ‘Cosa fai?’ and ‘Che cosa vuoi ora??’ then you won’t be a lot of use as a babysitter.

Good enough is good enough. Anything more is wasted effort, and time you could have spent in bars.

Anything less, on the other hand, is – obviously – not good enough.

How to know what ‘enough’ is?

Close the books and the apps and instead get reading, listening and, ideally, interacting with real people.

Give it a couple of hundred hours, maybe a thousand or two, and you’ll know.

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1. Visit the website and scroll down the homepage until you see the title of the most recent article, or if it’s an older article you want to comment on, look for it here: https://onlineitalianclub.com/blog/
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Alla prossima settimana!

What I’m reading/watching this week

Here’s a new feature!!

This week I’m reading ‘Io, Claudio’ di Robert Graves, in Italian, obviously, as I got the ebook from the Bologna library app. Sadly, it’s not free, or I’d link to some place you could download it. But it is pretty good! English title: I, Claudius.

‘Suits’ I already mentioned (Netflix, in English). At the weekend we watched The Shipping News, also on Netflix. And Bug is watching ‘Marv‘ (about a cleaning robot) on Youtube, also in English. He doesn’t seem to care much which language he watches, as long as it’s TV. Catch’em young!

P.S.

Don’t forget, will you, to read/listen to Tuesday’s bulletin of news from EasyItalianNews.com.

Reading/listening practice will help you consolidate the Italian you’re studying, expand your vocabulary, and build vital comprehension skills.

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